Declined! We can't do this.
Then what're we gonna do?!
I can't think anymore!
I've worked on this for 4 damn days!
This ought to be okay then!
Okay!
EXCEL SAGA
That isn't love!
Love isn't that!
I love, but I'm not loved.
It's not love at all...
But isn't love...?
I want to be loved, but I won't ask for it.
This body may be crushed, I'll give my life away.
Just plainly without hesitation
I'll con them and jilt them, come in from the side
I'll step on others and kick'em up
Run away! Run away!
Even if I slip on a banana peel
That's all for that one man
If I must say it's probably
Loyalty in the name of love
Hail I! Palazzo!
...zzo.
It's good to see thatyour energy is as high and low as ever.
Our Idealization realization organization. Across...
...is slowly but surely approaching our dream...
...of having an ideal world, which is what we're here for.
In other words, I must say that the actions of both of you...
...have helped in progressing
our goal of city-wide domination.
Really, Master I! Palazzo?
We're doing good, senior.
Yeah! Since we've been praised for doing nothing until now...
... it seems like what we've done was done for nothing.
But that's that, and this is this.
To be honest, this makes me totally happy!
Lucky! Happy! Face that way!
I'm a dog, praise me, praise me!
All you have to do is forget about all of our past failures.
But it is also a fact that we have drowned ourselves in the conceit of this success...
...and perhaps our plans have been stalled.
I knowthis may be presumptuous, but what do you mean by that?
Like 3 steps forward, and two steps back? Twirl it around, and make some cat eyes?
Or like going backward on an escalator?
I can't... I can't reach!!
I wonder how deep this goes?
Our part time workens are currently progressing as we speak...
Huh?
We're diggin'! This is the 5th time now professor.
It's not unnatural for even a genius like me...
...not to be able to keep up at the rate they're being destroyed.
You must've heard about the serial bombing incidents on the news, right?
Yeah, what about it?
I want to deal with it,
but our capabilities and strengths are too limited.
Especially in terms of personality.
This city is in danger, you know?!
Oh, a secret society?
Yes, it's a secret society.
I guess it can't be helped then.
I'll keep your orders
in mind and finish up.
How long will it take?
About 5 minutes.
Till then.
Mina-chan!
You guessed wrong!
Nabe-Nabe Delivery. Hiya! We're from Nabe-Nabe Deliveries. We have a package for ya!
... for ya.
Hey, Ha-chan. Isn't this...?
Yes?
This place is our apartment,
isn't it?
Just a coincidence or what?
Perhaps they didn't plan that for?
At least getting home will be easy.
Oh well. Gotta get to work.
Driver, can you unload please?
Sure, here it comes. Push.
The package!
Wh... what just happened?!
What the--?!
Ha-chan, this is incredible!
Uh, hello? Hello?
They're in their own little world and I can't get in, Yep.
Sis!
So I'm with you?
That's called imprinting
A... A human bomb?!
That kind of unnecessary, biased knowledge...
...ought to be dumped into a locker deep in my heart, like a hundred meters deep!
Na-Na-Nabeshin!?
He took off while he was off screen!
Senior... Do you think we'll get paid?
Oh! And as I get back to my senses...
Come back here!! Oh! Sister!
No sight of him what so ever.
Sis! Don't go!
Sis. Hey, you're gonna kill me.
Senior, I think I will too...
I'm Excel and this is Hyatt,
so we're finished with our introductions.
Will you at least tell us your names?
If you don't answer me. I'm gonna turn you into new mysterious sailor soldiers
and use you in the next episode as a parody!
Senior, the script for next week is already done.
Oh.
But here...
Good thinking, Ha-chan!
These are suspicious packages, without even a name.
So we just have to return them to whoever sent them.
Hey! It doesn't even say! But on the delivery items section...
I got it! I know! I understand!
I know who you are!
This is who you really are! ... are... are... are...
Was that enough echoing?
Data input complete! I understand.
Sis Excel! I understand! Pleased to meetyou Miss Ropponmatsu.
Yes, Miss Hyatt.
My name is Ropponmatsu! Would you like some hot water?
It's the name sis gave me! Thank you.
Master I! Palazzo,
the situation is getting worse.
It's a doggie! It's so cute!
Menchi is for emergency purposes,
so don't tease her too much, little kid.
My name is Ropponmatsu!
Please inform me if there's a need to cook her.
I'll ask you when the time comes.
Uh, she died.
Hey Ha-chan, do you think they plan on staying here?
It'll become very lively.
That's not what I mean!
Excuse me...Huh?
Is there anything I can do to be of service?
Since I'll be causing you trouble by staying here.
Aw, she's already hyped up to stay.
So, are you saying...?
W-We have no stuff so there's nothing to clean up. And we're low on ingredients
so there's nothing to cook either. Does this imply an emergency situation?
Uh, she's having a seizure.
A-anyway, we don't need any help.
You two are package-people that were inside our packages...
... so it's only normal thatyou get sent to the delivery address, right?
Correct, and this apartment is the delivery address.
She's using here logic to set things straight.
I tell you, this was a meeting of fate!
Don't use your mentality to set things straight!
Ha-chan! Pattycake, pattycake...
Is she taking this seriously?
Aah! What's wrong?!
It's a picture of a guy!
You brat! Gimme that raw photo!
I'm not a brat, my name is Ropponmatsu.
I don't care if you're Roppon or Jyuushimtasu or Osomatsu!
How dare you touch my sacred photo of Master I! Palazzo...
Is thatyour boyfriend?
He's good-Iooking. He must be a perfect match for you.
You think so?
But why aren'tyou in the picture with him, Miss Excel?
I'm gonna hityou.
Don't say that after you hit me!
I know!
You must be irritable 'cause you're hungry.
If that's the case, let's go retrieve some food.
But we don't have the money to buy anything.
We didn't get paid today either.
We don't mind. We don't mind.
Ha-chan, they're nice people, aren't they?
They are. Why are those two wearing school uniforms?
And if I'm correct, the one on the right is Watanabe's...
I guess I'd better not get involved.
Imprinting?
Yes.
I programmed the A.I. of those two units, so that they become completely Ioyal...
...and fall in love with whomever thy first see.
Please feel free to raise them into the kind of women you want them to be,
as you would in a love simulation game.
Well great, but Ropponmatsu 1 and 2 haven't been delivered yet.
I can't believe that a punctual man like yourself would fall 3 hours behind.
Stop kidding around.
I sent them out 3 hours and 5 minutes ago.
Where were they sent?
To the appartment where they're going to live...
obviously.
It's the 16th episode...
something has to happen soon.
No, if nothing happens then...
I'z-san!
I'm still stuck in pudding, you know?
But besides that... Where are you taking me?
We're going back to your hometown...
... to seek revenge againstyour cute son, your sexy wife,
and your friend Gomez who took everything away from you.
Let's go! No!!
They're rushing into things. It's still... it's still...
Flight attendant... Fire! Whaaa...?
I've always wanted to fly!
Aw, gorgeous, gorgeous!""
But, why are we in a park instead of a restaurant?
After several consecutive scans,
I've noticed Miss Hyatt's degrading condition.
...so I assumed that fresh air would be better.
Thank you very much for your concern.
Um, there's a strange mood here, with lilies floating in the background and stuff.
Oh well, the food's good.
Yay! Yay! Can't we do anything about this jumping around?
She's noisy! So noisy!
Senior, isn't it wonderful to be able to see white swans on TV at a park?
Yeah, you're right.
But I'm wondering why the cord
looks like it's plugged into that jumping girl.
Start calling me by name already!
Can I getyou anything else?
No, I'm fine.
And it's a hit! This makes it 7 to...
Man, the Onions are losing again.
They're so sadly weak.
They ought to win once in a while, so they don't get blown away.
Yes indeed.
Leave that to me.
Huh? She suddenly rushed off.
Perhaps she's going to pick flowers.
You'd better hurry up and
turn in those income-tax returns!
Don't we have to pay our rent by tomorrow?
What'll we do. Ha-chan?
Stop!
You don't have to think anymore!
Don't worry!
Health is better than poverty!
You can work something out as long as you're alive!
Sis Excel!!! Huh? Here ya go! Woah!!!
Ha... Ha-chan! I wonder how many months rent there is in that.
We can have beef donburi with pickles on the side.
I gathered all that I could.
Gathered?
Praise me, praise me, praise me!
Ha-chan, I don't want to think about this too deeply,
so let's watch TV and run from reality.
Aw, please praise me!
Homerun! It's a homerun!
This homerun is an unbelieveable turn of events!
And the batter daintily runs the plates.
H... Ha-chan! Look! Look!
It's Miss Ropponmatsu.
I thought so. So I wasn't hallucinating.
I'm Ropponmatsu too.
Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
We're sorry to interrupt the program, but this is an emergency news update.
Around 3 PM today, a robber barged into F City's JC Bank and
took approximately 1.2 billion yen. What?
The police have mobilized 7,000 members to work on this case.
They have begun sweeping Fcity to find the culprit.
The physical features of the culprit
were very similar to those of the culprit...
...who stole groceries from the city's JC Supermarket carlier today.
The police have linked these two cases together.
They have set up a warrant for the suspects recorded on the supermarket video.
I look good on TV!
Looks just like you.
I think it is her.
Everyone's gone too!
Thanks to a simple misunderstanding and one-tracked investigation methods...
... my fate is in one hell of a bind! Please calm down, senior.
Don't worry, sis. I'm gonna do my best.
I won't allow anyone to hurt my sister!
See?
What do you mean see?
I'm gonna hityou, kiddo!
Please say that before you hit me! And I'm Ropponmatsu!
Senior?
Accomplices spotted, send in the troops!
BEAM! This is a warning!
You are completely surrounded!
Drop your weapons and surrender right now!
Here I am alone with sis Excel in this love corner!
There's 3 of us, there's 3 of us!
Hey Ha-chan, can you do something about her?
Are you looking forward to a particular situation?
Sis!
My red rose is being forcefully stripped away!
Oral information: Face destroyed. Right upper arm, injured.
Chest damaged. Torso destroyed.
3rd abdominal muscle torn!
Total pheromone power level at 120%%%
Phew, that was refreshing!
I feel like I lost a lot of things at once.
Hey! Stop ignoring me and start reporting your lewed actions live!
Surrender at once!
Shut up you govenment authority!
I said don't provoke them!
Okay!
Huh?
Ouch!
Why are you alive?!!
Assassination attempt failed, sir!
What the hell?
Send out the Super SWAT Team!
Man,
that hurt.
W-W-Why are you still alive?
Y-Y-You're a robot?
You didn't notice?
Humans aren't able to shoot missiles from their knees beams from their eyes!
Well I guess so...
Oh, Ha-chan?
Miss Hyatt! Are you alright?
Umm... You're on me. Robots are very heavy.
The Onions overturned in the last inning and won the game.
Did you see my homerun?
You had wonderful form...
She's gonna die again!
Don't worry. I'll do something about it.
Yeah, great... but can you get off first?
I give my life to you Miss Hyatt!
How?
Miss Hyatt, live! Live!
W-We're like totally having a virtual SFX thing going on.
Live! Live!
What are you doing?! Hurry up!!
Hey! Come back here!
So this is what it feels like!
I...?
What a forced situation.
Ropponmatsu burned out her life in order to save Miss Hyatt.
You mean 'overheat', right?
How noble... Miss Ropponmatsu.
How can a robot give life to a human?
Hey! How dare you barge in when people are dying and breaking?!
Do it, little one!
I'm out of ammo.
This ain't good.
Ha-chan! I'm glad you've come back to life, but this might be the end for all of us!
I don't understand what's going on...
It doesn't matter if you don't understand. The end is gonna be the end!
Yes. That's the only way.
Wait!
Yes. This is the only way...
this is what my fate was meant to be!
But I won't regret it!
It's the culprit!
Alright. Fire! Fire at will!
The only thing I can do is to burn away my life to save you.
Generator: Ultimate Self Sacrifice!
Sis Excel...
I am so glad that I was able to meetyou.
It was very short,
but it was... it was...
There wasn't no scene like that...
ROPPONMATSU!!!
Sis...You called me by name for the first time... I'm... so... happy...
Ropponmatsu!
Give back my emergency food!!
I can't believe those are your last words to me!
You're so mean, sis!!
Menchi!!
Plus Ropponmatsu!
Menchi!
I'm so glad you're okay, Menchi.
Little one...This was such a dangerous day.
Aren'tyou glad you're alive, Menchi?
It was surprising to find out that both Miss Ropponmatsus were robots.
Yeah.
Maybe I wouldn't have minded letting them stay if I knewthey were robots.
They were pretty useful.
Senior?
What should we do about rent?
Tomorrow is another day.
We'll manage somehow.
Yes.
The Ropponmatsus
followed their A.I. and died.
They rapidly lived through their passionate day...
... but no one could understand their deep, noble souls.
Even if there was someone,
it doesn't really matter anyway...
Hey, hey! They're alive!?
EPISODE 16 TAKE BACK THE AT!
Today's experiment...... failed
I've known since that day
The reason you came to me
The soft lexture of my body
Is a favorite of yours...
In your hungered eyes
How does this body look...?
If you're going to eat me, please do it quickly
So that this flesh won't become too tough...
Anime is the entertainment of the Gods.
Young and old love anime, it's part of our culture
that's what G anime is about.
Even in America, anime is a big hit.
Our writers can go to American places like
Hawaii and they're welcomed & entertained
Life is good, anime is good!
I want all of you to be great anime creators!
If you try hard enough your dream will come true.
Well, maybe not everyone, but anyway,
next week we've thought about what animation is Excel style.
Anyway, next week is Animation USA
Viva America!